I'm pretty sure that waking up on the wrong side of the bed is for people that run out of hazelnut cream for their coffee. I ran out a day ago, and today is the day when I get more. THAT'S NOT THE POINT! When my coffee maker brews (thank you, Mom) the Columbian dark roast, I try not to burn my tongue when sipping it directly after it has been brewed. However, because I'm trying to get ready for work, I try to move quickly so that I can get to work on time. With the hazelnut cream, my coffee is naturally cool for chugging. So, no, I didn't get my coffee this morning.
My arm was screaming in pain because I slept on it wrong. On top of slipping on a decent outfit, I was trying my hardest not to scream because pins and needles aren't the best feeling to wake up to. Recently, I tried showering before work because I'm just too tired to do anything when I get home. This would, at times, involve me sitting in my metal chair thinking about taking a shower, and falling asleep a few ours later. Showering in the morning helps me wake up in combination with coffee, but I had to deal with the consequences of hitting the snooze alarm for an hour. So, no, I didn't get my shower this morning.
I'm pretty sure that if you're listening to you co-workers talk, you shouldn't comment if you're a grumpy goose. I walked into the secure room of about fifteen people to hear one of the weirdest lines. Basically, one co-worker said something that the other was apparently thinking, so she said, "We have mental telepathy."
If you need time to think about how ridiculous that is, I'll give you a moment.
As I was putting my things away and setting up my computer, I head the comment and I immediately decided to keep my mouth shut. For obvious reasons, you shouldn't be a smartass at work if you're not sure that the recipients of your brand of smartass are on the same page. This was not one of those mornings, so I stayed quiet. What I would have said was, "Is there another kind of telepathy?"
I'm no expert on telepathy or neuroscience, but I can only assume from my years as an X-Men fan that telepathy is only of the mind. Saying that she thought they had 'mental telepathy' is like trying to pretend your a sword swallow artist, but instead of swords, you use pretzels. George Bush anyone? I'm sorry. I still haven't had coffee, but I'm working on it. Happy freaking Friday.
Friday, August 9, 2013
Monday, August 5, 2013
Assassin's Creed 4 Meets Parkour in Real Life - Comic-Con - 4K
Seeing this just makes me want to train in the art of parkour. Some sweet moves are pulled off and I thoroughly enjoyed watching.
Too bad I can't accept the state Assassin's Creed is in. Perhaps that will change with the latest game, Black Flag, but I'm not getting my hopes up. For now, enjoy the parkour!
Saturday, August 3, 2013
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